Drew Fickett wants to fight Jamie Varner, and hates Stuart Scott’s one-liners.

Props:  The MMA Fiend

MMA veteran Drew Fickett recently did an exclusive interview with MMA Fiend and had some pretty interesting, and somewhat hilarious things to say about some people in the sport….check it out below:

Pau Sava, TheMMAFiend- Tell us about where you train and your training partners. Anyone we should be keeping an eye out for?

Drew Fickett- I train at SWMMA with a bunch of rejects. If they made action figures out of the fighters from my gym I would collect them all. First there’s Santino who I like to call the “General.” He’s always bitching about something, but he keeps us on our toes, runs a lot of snooty people out of the gym, and makes sure the mat is ringworm free. Then there is the Polish Assasin, Seth Bazinski who is a degenerate white hill-billy piece of trash from AJ who loves the Arizona Cardinals and might be the most ruthlessly funny guy on the planet. Bean Dip, aka Danny Martinez who brings the essence of Mick Jager MMA to southwest. Rhino Kelly, our sister, who is the gym manager. Tough guy until he drinks one beer. The Mesa brothers who rep the raza and always have a couple car stereos you can buy out of the back of their cars. God dang.

and some sort-of funny-somewhat-disrespectful-but-definitely-entertaining things to say about WEC lightweight champion Jamie Varner and ESPN’s Stuart Scott:

PS-If you could fight three guys that you haven’t fought yet, who would they be and why?

DF-Stuart Scott from ESPN, because I’m tired of his one-liners that haven’t been cool since Hammer couldn’t touch this. Every bouncer that ever took an ID from me, because that’s fucking weak. Jamie Varner because he’s a fake, unwitty, oiling up for photo shoots, living a fake ass dream that’s soon to be a nightmare when Cerrone plays tic-tac-toe with his face. Can’t call a time out for this one, missed the straight bus cause his ticket is for ***’s only, punk ass bitch.

About the Jamie Varner thing….If you don’t recall, Jamie called a “timeout” during his title fight with then-champion Rob McCullough when his mouthpiece got knocked out of his mouth.  There was some controversy over that move considering fighters aren’t supposed to do that, a lot of people called it “cheap” and that “Razor would’ve finished him right there had he not done that”, but whatever….Varner was dominating the fight before hand and I don’t think doing what he did gave Rob anymore chance in winning that contest. Still, I guess I can understand where Fickett is coming from.

Now onto Stuart Scott….I can agree 100% on his one-liners being out of date and pretty ridiculous, and in case you don’t know what I’m taking about, you can see a nice long list of them after the jump…

• Cool as the other side of the pillow.
• Can I get a witness from the congregation?
• Representin’.
• Rock me Amadeus.
• Hear the drummer get wicked!
• He’s got his mojo workin’. (or just plain MOJO!)
• Don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.
• Like gravy on a biscuit, it’s all good!
• Doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well.
• Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
• Wow! That one’s as hardcore as the Wu-Tang Clan on steroids!
• Gettin’ his freak on! (or …his schwerve on!)
• Break him off something proper. (or …off a little somethin’ somethin’)
• You better recognize.
• Got more flavor than Kool-Aid and cocoa.
• Boo-yah!
• Ready or not, refugees, here I come.
• That is soooo five minutes ago.
• You see what happened…was…I don’t know.
• He treats him like a dog. Sit. Stay.
• Just call him butter cuz he’s on a roll.
• I play my enemies like a game of chess.
• [Gangsta/pimp] slaps…
• It’s my world. You’re just a squirrel tryin’ to get a nut.
• I like the way you work it. No diggity.
• Call him carwash cuz he’s automatic.
• That must be jam cuz jelly doesn’t shake like that.
• Show me the money!
• M-M-M-M-M-Mookie!
• I rock the party that rocks the body.
• He must be the bus driver cuz he was takin’ him to school.
• Like a man smoking at a gas station, he was about to blow up!
• Let me clear my throat.
• I put the bat up on that pitch, and I hit, I hit, I hit.
• Michael, Michael, Michael, can’t you see. Sometimes your threes just hypnotize me.
• You ain’t got to go home, but you got to get the heck up outta here.
• Gotta go, gotta go…
• On and on, on and on…
• It’s all about the Benjamins.
• It’s your world, kid. The rest of us just payin’ rent.
• Straight butta!
• I ain’t a playa, I just crush a lot.
• They call him the Windex Man cause he’s always cleaning the glass.
• Yup, yup!
• Who ‘dat? It’s just my baby’s daddy.
• Top of the food chain!
• Gettin’ jiggy with it.
• The Lord said ‘You’ve got to rise UP!’
• You’re not my daddy!
• Oh no he di’int.
• Stop. Drop. Shut ‘em down. Open up shop.
• Check if you’re bleeding…cause you just got tagged!
• TWIsM! The World Is Mine.
• He’s ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’!
• Vlade Daddi, he like to party. He don’t cause trouble, he don’t bother nobody.
• Don’t playa hate, congratulate.
• I’m feeling you, Tiger. I am FEELING YOU!!
• Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
• Swoosh me!
• Peace!!
• I ain’t mad at ya. Got nothin’ but love for ya.
• Aye, Papi, I did not know you could do it like that.
• Call me big daddy when you back that thing up.
• The Sooooooool Train!
• He completes the pass to the DB. One problem: he’s on the other team.
• I ain’t sayin’ nothin’, but that ain’t right.
• Lord, he made his kinfolk proud: Pookie, Ray-Ray, Moesha….
• I’m busting open some white meat! Gonna move some furniture!
• Drop it like it’s hot!

I can’t help but laugh reading these, makes me want to go watch ESPN right now in hopes of Scott being on the television spouting this shit out.  There are some other interesting sections in the Fickett interview, to include that he confirms he will be fighting at 155lbs from now on (anyone see a Fickett/Varner fight in the works?), as well as his relationship with MFO and the UFC.  You can check it out by clicking here.